The Smiths, 1986
i get a lot of questions about like, making music. like, how to get started, what kind of setup you need, like basically just how to navigate the grey area between wanting to make music and being a person who makes it. here is an example of such a question, which was asked by an…
Basically, I love writing, but I’m full of self-doubt. There’s an ‘ask me’ button (up top), where I thought I could use your dilemmas as a jumping off point for short stories. You can be anonymous if that’s your bag, but don’t leave questions that could possibly be Jeremy Kyle show titles as a…
—Welcome to Unknown Pleasures can I take your Disorder?
—Yes, I’ll have the A Means to an Endwich, a Cheese Lost Control melt with a side of Warsauce, and two Atrocity Exhibition meals for the kids.
I took a screen shot so that in case an editor at the NY Times was like, “Why the fuck is this on our front page?” and took it down, I would have proof that Fugazi releasing bootlegs was, for a moment, the most important story in the United States of America.