December 2009
64 posts
I’M SICK OF YOU WOMEN, WITH YOUR TAMPONS AND STRAP-ONS. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST HAVE A CIDER AND BE COOL?
I was over you just as you finished saying ‘I love Twilight.’
The Teenagers - Homecoming (Doggystyle Remix)
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YOKO ONO
The Fuck Kind Of Tweet Is This?
‘yokoono: tape the sound of your baby son crying. Let him listen to the tape when he is going through pain as a grown man. 7 Hours Ago.’
Fuck off, that’s as pretentious as a lie-in, can you not see you are now antiquated as the ha’penny bit?
2009 Reflections (More).
What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before? Mephedrone, walking 11 miles down a beach and seeing more bands than ever that I was not alive to buy the records of.
Did you keep your new years’ resolutions and will you make more for next year? I don’t think I made any NYRs, except maybe ‘not take drugs any more’, and that was for someone else, and so it doesn’t...
2009
2009: In the Beginning Where did you bring in the New Year? Saaaafampton in my mates’ flat. Who were you with? Everyone I could’ve cared to be with (minus Jonny). Did you kiss anyone at midnight? Geyan. Did you make any resolutions? I didn’t, no, cos everything was peachy then. 2009: Your Love Life Did you break up with anyone? I got dumped, and I called various affairs off, but...
Today I have watched The Mighty Boosh’s Future Sailors Tour (that I actually saw live and thought was the best thing ever) and enjoyed it a lot. FEED THE FUCKING CHICKENS. I am also giving Biffy Clyro’s ‘Only Revolutions’ a go, because I used to love them, and I think I probably still do, so far it is excellent. I try to be elitist but fail at all hurdles. I just like music...
“We find a place for what we lose. Although we know that after such a loss the...”
– Sigmund Freud (via psychotherapy)
My Number 10 Top Album of 2009 Review. →
The Picture Explains My Point Precisely.
I’m in love with the modern world All it’s short term solutions and Instant reminiscence
I’m in love with the modern world No physical reminders of Broken times
Mail becoming archaic And romance portrayed in ‘xxx’ text I’m in love with the modern world Because the future embellishes flippancy
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I think I want the female version of James Dean. Like, Jemima Dean. Or, Jemina Pearl. I don’t know, I haven’t decided. WWMD? (Hopefully WWMD will catch on, M of course stands for Morrissey.)
“little dark girl with
kind eyes
when it comes time to
use the knife
I...”
– Raw With Love, Charles Bukowski.
The Future.
I Think I Just Invented The Most Sexist Thing Ever In My Head. It’s Basically Right, A Love Making Assist (I Daren’t Say The Actual Word) That Looks Like A Massive Lipstick. Two Loves In One, Right Ladies? *Grabs And Shakes Crotch.* I’m Not Proud Of My Brain.
PS In My Head It Also Twists Out.
PPS I’ve Just Realised I’ve Described A Big Dog’s Cock. Fuck...
