EW EW EW! Look! I cracked an egg into a frying pan this morning and there was ANOTHER egg inside. EWWWWWWW. Dairy Flat chickens, man. They’re one of a kind.
That is effed up. But kind of genius.
My name is Ben and I'm fully 21 now. That terrifies me. I'm a student. My obsessions include Morrissey, Oscar Wilde, existentialism and energy drinks. I know they all taste exactly the same (though some might be sweeter) but it's a good taste, in my mind. Years later, I will be found in a hotel room David Carradine-style.