Some are actually excellent. I really like ‘her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.’
My name is Ben and I'm fully 21 now. That terrifies me. I'm a student. My obsessions include Morrissey, Oscar Wilde, existentialism and energy drinks. I know they all taste exactly the same (though some might be sweeter) but it's a good taste, in my mind. Years later, I will be found in a hotel room David Carradine-style.